Valentine’s Day with the Red Cross

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow!

 It’s a day filled with stuffed bears, heart shaped chocolates, romantic comedy movies, and red roses. It’s also the day corny pick-up lines will be used the most. We’ve all heard them:
-You’ve had a terrible fall. I could have sworn you fell out of heaven, Angel.
-You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
-If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

So in honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ve taken the liberty of writing some Red Cross related pick-up lines you can use:
-I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.
-You must be a hurricane, because you just swept me off my feet.
-You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

Can you think of more Red Cross related pick-up lines for Valentine’s Day? Sound off in the comments and Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Liz Quintana, National Youth Council Member